First, please change your weather. No one likes mundane, routine things. So please change it up. It has been rainy, cloudy, and all around depressing for over a week. I am bored. And depressed.
Second, please kidnap me. Hide me away for a few months in some far-off, distant forrest so that I don't have to go home. If you love me, (which I know you do), you won't let me go home.
These are my requests. Thank you for considering them.
Sincerely,
Me
I know, right? It's been a consistent 90-95 and sunny here since I arrived... boring! Though it's getting cold; it's only supposed to be 89 for the rest of the week...
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